not very frequently asked questions
- What does banophernalia
Banophernalia is a combination of bano and paraphernalia. Bano means
toilet in Spanish, and well, the meaning should be obvious.
- Why don't you have a uniform
layout and style for all your pages?
That's an easy one: I'm lazy. Every so often I try to update the look
and feel of my site. Which means that anything new gets the new
look, and most of the old stuff stays - well, old. Although it should
be pretty much the same one day. Although I wouldn't hold my breath.
- Do you ever proof read
your stories and articles before posting them?
I try, but like I said before, I'm lazy - and proff reading is hard
work. I'm always finding things to correct. I'm pretty sure that one
day I'll have caught them all. Sure, and I'll get paid for doing this
- Are you really tall, or
is that Jevon the Tall just a short guy thing?
Depends on your definition of tall. I'm a little over 5' 18" so
I'm pretty tall, but in terms of NBA tall I'd be a white lead footed
marshmallow middled version of Michael Jordan.
- Why do you talk about potty
stuff so much?
It's funny. I even laugh at my own stuff. Which is good, since someone
has to find my stuff amusing.
- Are you a totally self
absorbed egotistical maniac who only thinks of himself?
The short answer is no. If I was allowed, this site would be a shrine
to my kids and my family. Since most of what I write about on this site
is mostly fictional (with the non fiction used for inspiration) I figured
I'd make me up for public consumption. Since the real me is pretty ordinary.
- How come there are so many
broken links on your page?
See #2. Okay, maybe it's not so much laziness as carelessness. This
is a free site after all. Pay me to keep it looking good and I'll keep
it error free.
- Comment on your music taste.
Some of your reviews are very biased against very strong CDs
I like pretty much anything. I like rock and roll, particularly
the dinosaur variety. I'm not big into the 60's stuff, and am not a
big fan of most rap. But then I'll buy some techno crap and really like
it. Same with John Tesh. Go figure. However, on my site I review a lot
of stuff. If I'm not nice so what. I buy most of the stuff so the artist
has the last laugh at my expense.
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